repeal the 19th amendment! (redux)

at least for the coastal states. from the awesome epigone:

“[I]f only women voted: Obama wins reelection in an even more convincing fashion than was actually the case, trouncing Romney 347-185 (6 undetermined).”

previously: repeal the 19th amendment! and tweedle dee…

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  1. “not that i think romney was a great candidate, either.”

    South Park did an episode about this

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  2. Look at the magazines displayed at the check-out counter at any supermarket, and you will conclude that the 19th Amendment is a bad idea.

    The majority of the men are damn’ near as dumb, too. This Democracy thing just doesn’t work. Oh, for a virtuous King!

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  3. @justthisguy – “Look at the magazines displayed at the check-out counter at any supermarket, and you will conclude that the 19th Amendment is a bad idea.”

    ok. so, when i realize my nine-year-old self’s dream to become world dicator, i will:

    1) ban pole-dancing as an exercise (it can stay in the stripclubs where it belongs);
    2) ban the g*dd*mn zombie meme;
    3) make it illegal for anyone who has ever purchased or read a ladies/gossip magazine to vote (for me, i suppose — because of course, since i would be dictator, i’d be the only candidate on the ballot…).

    (^_^)

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  4. hbdchick, you should get together with Michael Z. Williamson, the SF writer, and arrange a modus vivendi between the two of y’all. He, too, is running for dictator, having been born in Wales and thus not eligible to be President of the USA. He also built a pink AR-15 for his little girl. You gotta love a guy like that. It seems the kid is a good shot, too.

    He has personally assured me that if he becomes Dictator, I will not be fed through the wood chipper like the rest of the Flarduh voters and Flarduh LEOs, but will have an honored position as throttleman on the local chipper.

    I do hope my stomach could stand up to such a nasty honor.

    Just kidding! (mostly)

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  5. Hmm. On strip clubs: I always thought they were a mug’s game, if one were male. I mean, why pay money to get sexually teased, and not get any?

    But then, I thought some more about it, and imagined being married, and less horny than the wife. I could imagine stopping by a strip club on the way home from work, and paying money to women to tease myself into a state of raging horniness, so that I could do my Christian duty to the wife when I got home.

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  6. @justthisguy – “you should get together with Michael Z. Williamson, the SF writer, and arrange a modus vivendi between the two of y’all. He, too, is running for dictator, having been born in Wales and thus not eligible to be President of the USA.”

    HEY!! just who does this pretender to my throne think he is?! i called being world dictator when i was nine, so the job is mine! (~_^)

    (guess he must be ok since he’s a sci-fi writer, but … wales? he’ll have us all in choirs! my new platform: read my lips – no new choirs!)

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