amaze your friends! astound your co-workers! after just 10,000 hours of sprinting around your backyard you, too, can become the fastest man on earth!
be faster than a speeding bullet! more powerful than a really powerful thing! able to leap those really tall hurdles in a single bound!
(no, not really.)
previously: you, too, can become a physics genius!
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