amaze your friends! astound your co-workers! after just 10,000 hours of listening closely to too many notes you, too, can have perfect pitch!
accurately identify which note a struck bell has played even if you’re only seven years old! Identify the numerical value in hertz of a given note! (wtf?) name that tune in just one note!
all it takes is 10,000 hours of your spare time! (and maybe you could try being a little more east asian.) really!!
(no, not really.)
bonus. bonus bonus.
previously: you, too, can become a brilliant evolutionary theorist!
update: see also “The Talent Debate” and “No You Can’t”
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